Yeah but seriously, screw you for being affluent

An addiction to eating chips ahoy and mashed potatoes while struggling on the can?

Wait so is that your last name?

Who else is going to be on this card? Better not just be a bunch of reality show people. They don't count as celebrities.

Wait so Aziz's girlfriend from Parks and Rec is in pussy riot?

You don't know how to give criticism well.

Quick someone photoshop Dinklegdelock.

You little snot boy, boy I'd like to smack you kid!

I think you just discovered their plan.

Why would I be talking about the stupid space cloud? Yes, real Galactus.

Really? is that the only reason you can think of?

I'd like to see the gang deal with Galactus in one episode.

Are you kidding? It's an airplane! The world of comics is amazing.

I've been spending a lot of time watching hollywood squares from 1989. Is this the Roseanne they are talking about? They have been exaggerating about her weight.

Is it just me or does it seem very likely that Schwimmer is a huge douche in real life?

There is a lot of shit in the meat.

I did not know that Cracked invented listing things. Ok ok thats what I thought at first too. Its still much better than one of cracked's lists. They beat em at their own game like when burger king makes the big king.

OOh look at me I'm Mr. still can enjoy things. I don't have a painfully cynical disposition towards life ooooooo.

I like hearing how you say that also.

Is the spokesmen Jewish He-man?