I'll give you that. The few towns that resemble Stars Hollow do indeed have nice high schools.

I guess I should clarify…the good schools do exist and there are pockets of things which resemble the town these people live in. The places which are prosperous and have good schools are so wealthy and so good that it tends to skew our how we are ranked in terms of wealth and quality of life…but I can assure you as a…

I'm from Connecticut. Our public schools are not awesome. It's hilarious that Hartford is frequently referenced in the show as being wealthy and historic…the high schools lost their accredidation for years and there are maybe 2-3 city blocks left of anything historic that hasn't been abandoned by absentee landlords…

I might be biased by personal experience, but her character always rang false to me. I absolutely can not imagine that person survivng in a professional kitchen, nevermind becoming an executive chef. It seemed even weirder when the actress who played her ended up playing harder-edged characters in films…

No matter how far Chuck Klosterman reaches to make a dumb contrarian argument, Ratt will never have a fraction of the significance that the fucking Ramones do and that's why nobody cared.

The PH balance of the cooking liquid affects the color of a lot of vegetables when cooked, baking soda is also a cheat for a quicker malliard reaction when caramelizing onions.

I'm sure this will be a minority opinion on this site, but I watched this and We Jam Econo around the same time…holy shit was Wilco a snooze-fest by comparison.

I guess the entry point really depends on where you're entering from. It took me a good ten years of maturity to lose my knee-jerk negative reaction to classic rock and appreciate 3-Way. I think the first thing I heard was "Bob Dylan Wrote Propaganda Songs" and only gave it a chance because they were on Black Flag's…

I don't know if I'd start with 3-Way….it's kind of a departure and probably a lot easier to get into if you're already a fan. I'd say either Double Nickels or What Makes a Man Start Fires? are the best starting points. The latter worked better for me a teenager punker because it was less of a leap from hardcore. I'd…

I think you should have stopped that sentence with "I don't know".

Regardless of your religious beliefs, it's pretty fucking ridiculous to refute the historical significance of the bible. Especially when I'm pretty sure I just scrolled past you lamenting the passing of David Foster Wallace. I will be amazed if his "writing" is even recognizable as such in 2000 years.

It's 2013. I'm sure he uses ssh.

I was agreeing with you.

And Jimmy Kimmel eats meat, so going on his show would be exactly the same as socializing with Jefferey Dahmer. That isn't a retarded leap of logic at all.

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

No one who writes for the AV Club has ever actually listened to Propagandhi.

You'd be a lot happier and a lot warmer with a bellyful of mead.

I'm much more interested in hearing McLovin's thoughts on veganism than Foer's.

Rationalizing your past mistake of liking one shitty band by comparing them to another shitty over-hyped band that you also made the mistake of liking will only lead to a vicious cycle of listening to limp modern rock bands that douchey critics shove down your throat. Take responsibility for your bad taste, move on…

There's no need to fight, kids. You're all equally terrible in your own special ways.