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Gregorian Chant de Chocobo
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Question: When Mary said that bathtub dancing could be a new style how many of you   shouted "TUBSTEP!" only to get a dirty look from your significant other?  That bathtub routine was…weird.  Like my buddy on Twitter said, it was like watching mid-90s porn.

As do we all, friend.  As do we all.

As do we all, friend.  As do we all.

Is this the objectification thread?  Awesome.
Actually, I'm missing Tanya already.

Is this the objectification thread?  Awesome.
Actually, I'm missing Tanya already.

Oh man.  I'm so glad to see that I'm not the only one here that dislikes this joker.  He's not the only reason I stopped reading Time, but he's a big chunk of it.

Oh man.  I'm so glad to see that I'm not the only one here that dislikes this joker.  He's not the only reason I stopped reading Time, but he's a big chunk of it.

I know @avclub-539dd8f0bef239887a73fd3b475a07c0:disqus, but the fact that she was willing to play along with it is great.

I know @avclub-539dd8f0bef239887a73fd3b475a07c0:disqus, but the fact that she was willing to play along with it is great.

Watch the latest So You Think You Can Dance.  There are several effin' fantastic routines to dubstep.

Watch the latest So You Think You Can Dance.  There are several effin' fantastic routines to dubstep.

I can't wait until Cole (maybe literally) kicks his ass in Vegas.

I can't wait until Cole (maybe literally) kicks his ass in Vegas.

I've spent a lot of time this season shouting "Are you serious?  CHOREO!" at the TV.  It's freaking out my wife, which is a fun side benefit.

I've spent a lot of time this season shouting "Are you serious?  CHOREO!" at the TV.  It's freaking out my wife, which is a fun side benefit.

Lil' C: THAT CHICKEN IS BAWKKKKKK

Lil' C: THAT CHICKEN IS BAWKKKKKK

There's a lot of Maya Rudolph in that face.