Keep in mind there is some pathos to Wayans' character. There is a scene where he visits his stand up comedian father (Paul Mooney) for advice. I don't remember the dialogue but the two were so different in manner and posture (Mooney as the 'from the streets' comedian and Wayans as his 'well heeled, college educated…

"Your Fat-"

I did… as well as the scene in Bruno where Sacha Baron Cohen invites Paula Abdul to sit on a group of Mexicans

Giving new meaning to the term "mule."

"I Wonder You" is sexy as hell.

Give Bridgewater some time, he'll eventually emerge as the offensive leader (Peterson aside.) I'm biased, of course.

Southern High School and Morehead State University represent!

And while we're at it, let's not forget Wichita Wetbacks vs. Peoria Honkeys

Yeeeeowwwww, wooo wooo wooo, blblblblblblbl Heh heh heh heh….. Where was I? Oh, yeah. Stay out of my booze!

Bette White?

Try and go easy on Debi Mazar, seriously.

For $7,000!

Correct. I totally forgot about that.

I have long wanted to posit this and I feel this newswire bit is the perfect impetus to do so.

Britt Walford

Stick it up your ass, you're lucky we even let you play the drums.

Calvin Coolidge's Colostomy Caravan

and he slept with both me and my wife and I've had conflicting feelings about it ever since!

I'm a lazy, lazy man.

I may have read this on either Vice or AVClub's newswire, but wasn't there a story a year or so ago about group of people picking up John Waters while he was hitchhiking? I assume it was while he was writing this very book. If I am not mistaken it was a band that was touring in their van. They took photos.