PAH!

Great movie. I always thought Minnie Driver was sexy but apparently Hollywood doesn't agree.

Are you sure they weren't talking about Phil Lynott?

who shot my leg off in Korea

and fly

Wasn't he also the high school math teacher who got usurped by Biggie in "Notorious?"

Didn't he try to buy a football team? I'm guessing it was the Redskins but I could be wrong.

Synchronized to a RZA beat.

Nothing calms an irate Forest Whitaker faster than a pair of tickets to Earth, Wind and Fire. You know he's planning on taking his little brother with him.

That's unpossible.

Your manager said for you to SHUT UP!

Pinot Gri' and a spliff with the wife after the kids are put to bed.

A newt?

You sure you're not talking about a Three's Company episode?

And we would wear onions tied to our belts, which was the style at the time.

Gentlemen, this is football, a tough and brutal sport that does not suffer spastic, talent-deprived rappers gladly.

and her father

That's "harlip" 'round these parts.

"New York City, California roll my Ampex reel."

Exactly! And the poor schlub just stands their behind the bar totally helpless while all around him his co-workers continue filling drink orders, opening bottles, etc. That scene was poetic to say the least.