Yeah, 10 miles is a pretty narrow range, but if she gets a hit I'm pretty confident it will be a compatible one.

(do not follow personal ad with story about ex)

An ex and I used to broadcast ourselves on an adult exhibition type web site for fun, so probably? We generally kept our faces mostly out of the screen, but it was fun sometimes.

This plan is going to backfire the first time you have to slap a ho and the entire comment section rises against you.

I'm absolutely not advocating banging teenagers. I'm too old to even consider that, and I think 32 is well over that line in all but the most unusual circumstances that I can't even imagine. I will say 15 is a morally grey age, and can be legally complicated. I've mentioned it before, but in my state 16+ is legal,…

Er, I scanned your add, and I didn't notice it before as I read your prior weeks' comments, but you neglected to mention gender, or approximate age, which some people may find to be significant details.

Yeah, again, not saying it's a good system or that I like it, but I'm not all that shocked that society generally says "15 year old boy, he's probably happy he got laid" and "15 year old girl, she's a victim here."

Because traditionally women are the ones reticent about sex, and many 15 year old hormonally infused boys would gladly stick it in anything with a willing hole?

Wow I remember seeing those in the sidebar years ago. A quick glance says no, but I don't care to search for them. Something always seemed off about personals in a satirical newspaper, like how much of what they wrote could you take seriously?

It does make sense in a "Where can I meet fellow nerds capable of carrying on a conversation on topics of mutual interest?" kind of way.

Can you list "pornography and erotica" under hobbies and interests? At some point you'll have to draw a line between what you consider embarrassing and what you need to put out to the world to attract someone compatible.

Be upfront as possible. Include a writing sample in your online dating profile, and ask potential dates for their opinions on your works in progress, especially regarding how well you balance language between the romantic, vulgar, and clinical.

In my local chapter, men flash the "shocker" and women do a "finger in the OK sign" gesture. Makes it very clear.

Most others prefer that to spitting them back all over people.

How do you keep a secret among three men? Shoot two of them.

Why do so many people have to ask questions they already seem to know the answer to? Why aren't they hiring more sex workers?

That "I'm halfway home already" moment cracked me up.

I have such a crush on the Amanda character for several reasons that the dorm room scene was like one of the highlights of my week. "I let her go down on me twice and she thinks she owns me. … No, I'm not done yet, keep going" Whole thing, very hot.

He threw Carl indirectly under the bus to try and get rid of Sammi by getting her son arrested and hopefully driving her away from them. It was brilliant Frank level dickish manipulation and back stabbing, but he can't fight Sammi directly - she's psycho, as he explained to Carl.

I'm checking back in with the rerun in the background now.