1995: No one talks about cunnilingus on television

This just in: Andrew McCarthy cast as Ant-Man

Of course they haven't, what is this, The Americans?

I got a Game of Thrones update for this?

JJ Abrams is adapting it. We should find out soon.

Is this not a thread for Blue is the Warmest Color?

I saw a preview for this in front of The Wolverine and I was like, "What the hell is this? It looks like shit, must be some early 2014 release they're hoping to make a Hunger Gam—-oh it comes out in like 3 weeks, yeah, it's fucked."

"If an adverb became a character in one of my books, I'd have it shot. Immediately."

Your recaps are the only reason I'll miss Dexter. Bravo, sir.

I got called a "faggot" over on a message board at Hitfix for thinking Dexter is bad.

Shut up, cunt.

I'm reluctant to call The Venture Bros the best animated series on TV because it's really just one of the best series period. Very few sitcoms have the emotional complexity and stakes that the Venture Bros has built up over 5 seasons.

Side boob.

Breaking Bad as Dexter here we go:

No, please don't misunderstand, what I'm trying to say is that in the way he reduces Hank and Marie into these characters who are one-dimensional and given this one thing to undercut their characteristics is something that can be done with most great television characters.

This is contrarian bullshit. Saul and Mike are the only other fully-formed characters? Your complaints about this show could be made about any show.

No, I see that. But at least with the others we can say there's some subconscious effort on Walt's part going on, whether he realizes or not that he's keeping a sort of trophy from these people.

I'd want the book on hand to confirm the handwriting if I were him. I'd need to be as sure as possible if I were about to start investigating my brother-in-law.

Boo.

At least we don't have Chris fucking Hardwick yelling at us after every dramatic moment that happens before a commercial break.