And don't forget, Jet! He'll swoop in at the last moment like some sort of Indiana Jones type hero, and steal all the ladies afterwards!

Can you imagine? They wouldn't know what to do.

Can you imagine? They wouldn't know what to do.

Big Daddies meets Brotherhood of Steel-esque power armor.

Big Daddies meets Brotherhood of Steel-esque power armor.

"I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking 'Did she fire six shots or only five?' Now, to tell you the truth, I can only Firebend so much in one day, and I forgot myself in all this excitement.  But being the Avatar, the most powerful bender in the world, capable of blowing your head clean off, you've gotta…

"I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking 'Did she fire six shots or only five?' Now, to tell you the truth, I can only Firebend so much in one day, and I forgot myself in all this excitement.  But being the Avatar, the most powerful bender in the world, capable of blowing your head clean off, you've gotta…

I think most people assume he has an ulterior motive because he's Avatar-Hitler! or what have you. So of course he's fooling people and up to no-good.

I think most people assume he has an ulterior motive because he's Avatar-Hitler! or what have you. So of course he's fooling people and up to no-good.

Should've built them out of diamondium.

Should've built them out of diamondium.

Don't even suggest that. Sibling-cest is one thing, but parental-cest is quite another!

Don't even suggest that. Sibling-cest is one thing, but parental-cest is quite another!

Where was I? Waiting to log in, but Disqus was all screwed up! I know it's a cliché, but it's one that happens to be true.

Where was I? Waiting to log in, but Disqus was all screwed up! I know it's a cliché, but it's one that happens to be true.

Hahaha! It's funny, because I hate him!

Hahaha! It's funny, because I hate him!

Weh-heh-heh-ell, when it comes to incestuous undertones, I for one-

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Why, yes, @avclub-7cbaf9384cf3835106bf2f444c0bcf65:disqus , your teen experiences were a bit atypical. After all, some of us weren't getting any whatsoever! Much less semi-causal sigs, and ill-advised, regretful makeouts!