Cemetery Polka, fellas.

@avclub-a17bf70c7cfc521094e5cf8bc02bc04a:disqus  James Bond films not making sense is typically OK. Depending on the tone, it'll work as long as it's broad shouldered enough to plough through the details. While the film's structure was clever and appropriately meta, it took the air out of a lot of scenes for me and…

I thought it was bland, ugly (with exceptions), and poorly structured. Every character was undercooked, even though the film lasted 30 minutes longer than it should have. The dialogue was flat and inane. It hardly felt like a real film.

Imagine all the people who will fan up on Franklin & Bash.

Hence, "Life is Sweet."

It's a weird film that isn't quite the pick-me-up it seems to be. Be careful, but yeah, watch it.

Are we going to watch it in 3D, or will you just give me a big hug?

This film destroys me. I've never cried more.

Might have been posted here already, but here's Ron Moore tearing Voyager to pieces.

Whether or not it deserves it, the show couldn't live up to the extremely high standards of TNG and DS9 and was always going to be remembered as the bad 90s Trek.

@avclub-dfac6d4894449f08c13ea098e9bf8042:disqus If it leaks five years from now that it was supposed to be Gary Mitchell all along, until Urban let it slip and Abrams was too obsessed with his mystery to just let it slide so they did some reshoots and made him Khan instead, I wouldn't believe it, but it'd be really…

Hey. Don't talk about my childhood pal Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade in that tone of voice.

@avclub-f62296b9393b6ab9229ebde91ed8469f:disqus Until you realize that Shatner's "KHAAAN!" was Kirk playing it up on purpose. He'd already sorted out his escape plan with Spock. Hours will seem like days.

Cumberbatch is great, but he had so little to work with. All he does in this film is say, "my name is KHAN," and then run around and punch people. Might as well have said, "my real name is George Harrison."

Worf: "Congratulations, you are fully dilated to ten centimetres. You may now give birth."

The Big Lebowski is an exception. Most movies really do only have that one weekend to make their money back.

Hey man, I don't want to rain on your parade, but we're not gonna last four hours!

You know I love the shit, because the shit, it tastes so good.

When I was a kid, you fucked me in the ass.

They're doing a terrible job making me excited for this.