He does have a "let me try my best impression of what a human person does to try and be funny" robotic vibe to him.  Like a lovable Mitt Romney who creates great food instead of ruining companies or Data doing stand up in the holodeck.

It does seem more like he should be on top chef masters rather than just top chef.

It does seem more like he should be on top chef masters rather than just top chef.

10:  The number of times "I" appears in the first two paragraphs.  
50:  The percentage of sentences in the first two paragraphs that contain "I."   
21.4:  The percentage of sentences in the first two paragraphs that contain two occurrences of "I."
0:  The percentage of sentences in the first two paragraphs that…

10:  The number of times "I" appears in the first two paragraphs.  
50:  The percentage of sentences in the first two paragraphs that contain "I."   
21.4:  The percentage of sentences in the first two paragraphs that contain two occurrences of "I."
0:  The percentage of sentences in the first two paragraphs that…

Sorry, uselessbeauty, there is not much left on that buffet anymore :(

Sorry, uselessbeauty, there is not much left on that buffet anymore :(

Have you tried Wolfgang Pucks airport restaurants or canned soups?

Have you tried Wolfgang Pucks airport restaurants or canned soups?

Obviously someone at NBC is trying to tank the comedy lineup.

Obviously someone at NBC is trying to tank the comedy lineup.

If Trump doesn't want too I'll gladly suck Colberts balls for the low low cost of 100 dolllars. Stephen Colbert could have sucked balls and 999,900 dollars. And I'm pretty sure I'm a better ball suck than Trump.

If Trump doesn't want too I'll gladly suck Colberts balls for the low low cost of 100 dolllars. Stephen Colbert could have sucked balls and 999,900 dollars. And I'm pretty sure I'm a better ball suck than Trump.

"I don't enjoy television shows as much as some of the more ardent fans, but some of my best friends own TV networks."

"I don't enjoy television shows as much as some of the more ardent fans, but some of my best friends own TV networks."

Brody violated the don't stick your dick in crazy rule.

Brody violated the don't stick your dick in crazy rule.

because america #1 fuck yeah!

because america #1 fuck yeah!

"Cranstonian"