If you didn't like none shall pass you may not like this one either. I kept thinking "this sounds like a really dope none shall pass beat."  Everything he did right in None Shall Pass, he does even more right here, without it feeling like a retread.  The rapping and beats are top shelf shit.  I would struggle to find…

Being pretentious is their job, not clarity.

Being pretentious is their job, not clarity.

Completely sober I'd piss as clean as a mormon infant.

Completely sober I'd piss as clean as a mormon infant.

That review read like biting aesops style while benzedrine dreaming similar glory. It was gory.  Bad religion started christ becomes a cracker becomes shit, still i'd rather eat it than read that toilet paper opinion maker faker's rambling review again.  Since God cries every time we masturbate the pretentious prose…

That review read like biting aesops style while benzedrine dreaming similar glory. It was gory.  Bad religion started christ becomes a cracker becomes shit, still i'd rather eat it than read that toilet paper opinion maker faker's rambling review again.  Since God cries every time we masturbate the pretentious prose…

The only reason anyone takes Gladwell at all seriously is because he's half black and has that weird hair.  Uncomfortably racist sounding, but also true.

The only reason anyone takes Gladwell at all seriously is because he's half black and has that weird hair.  Uncomfortably racist sounding, but also true.

The only time I saw Cranston in Walt was when (season 3 spoiler) Walter and Skylar were going over the script and Walter kept revising the script.  Skylar wrote out the script for the meal to reveal the gambling winnings, and Walt kept picking at it:  "I wouldn't say that.  Two terribly's."  etc.

The only time I saw Cranston in Walt was when (season 3 spoiler) Walter and Skylar were going over the script and Walter kept revising the script.  Skylar wrote out the script for the meal to reveal the gambling winnings, and Walt kept picking at it:  "I wouldn't say that.  Two terribly's."  etc.

SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE!

SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE!

bags of walmart groceries.  Walmart Steaks.  Did you know they got this stuff at Wal Mart?

bags of walmart groceries.  Walmart Steaks.  Did you know they got this stuff at Wal Mart?

AV club should be all Gordon all the time.  The F word, Kitchen Nightmares, Blimey Kitchen Nightmares, The early shows about his time starting his first restaurants, hell's kitchen, Masterchef, specials, etc.  No need for nothing but Gordon Ramsay reviews.  Fuck breaking bad, true blood, game of thrones, mad men, just…

AV club should be all Gordon all the time.  The F word, Kitchen Nightmares, Blimey Kitchen Nightmares, The early shows about his time starting his first restaurants, hell's kitchen, Masterchef, specials, etc.  No need for nothing but Gordon Ramsay reviews.  Fuck breaking bad, true blood, game of thrones, mad men, just…

wrong:  if you're a straight guy, watching Lauren Ambrose play Claire Fisher, and watching Brenda Chenowith will make your special place all tingly feeling and you'll be so eager to see their next scene, you won't even be phased by the gay sex.

wrong:  if you're a straight guy, watching Lauren Ambrose play Claire Fisher, and watching Brenda Chenowith will make your special place all tingly feeling and you'll be so eager to see their next scene, you won't even be phased by the gay sex.

The series finale was one of the best things on television ever.  Season 4 is kind of a desert, but season 5 picks up again, and the ending is so good it's worth trudging through the weak spots in the fourth season.