Art school stuff, got it.

first. and to think i missed work just to type this. wait, you don't have a job. yes, i do.

I can't believe you are defending her. Well, forgive me for being a member of the 99% club. Enjoy your generational icon, millennial.

Whereabouts Chris Ballew?

I'm a Stereopathetic Soul Manure purist, buddy.

I take it one of them will become the next Justin Guarini?

Is it alright for me to hate this dude's beard? Seriously, it's called a razor. Use it.

I really hate "Long December" by The Counting Crows.

The Huffington Post has tons of "not news" on Lena Dunham, pretty much 24/7.

Look at Lena Dunham's face in that picture, she already knows that she is going to make the cover of Vogue and hang-out with David Beckham and his very posh wife.

Well, enough bashing Beck. I mean, at least he's not Wayne Coyne.

Is a morning phase like a really bad menstrual period, the kind that only cool people like Beck can have or some junk?

From that photo, it appears that Beck has reached OT Level Scrawny.

His new single "Gimme" is kind of weird and different…

Sounds more like you're just gonna get a lot of Funeral Home Beck until he finally lands in one himself…

beat ya to it,

Anyway, I should be the first one to mention Scientology…but please don't mistake me for an SP (and I'm not talking about that speed on your VCR).

Sea Change is one I never listen to, ever.

No Mellow Gold Part 2 in the works?

ouch.