I'm from Queens, baby.

Makes me wish William F. Buckley, Jr. were still with us. He loved smoking good herb.

White Light/White Heat rocks more.

I love her. She has given me many a laugh with that remarkable voice of hers. But you can't kill Edna Krabapple.

They should cancel the World Series in favor of The Simpsons.

I do so heart the whole punk ethic, really i do.

even a delicious bag of Doritos?

Ramones are better, way better.

Oh, I notice. There's no need to be snippy. Let's just try to get along, man. Take care and relax, bro.

she was pretty cool, bra.

Okay, that was uncalled for. Please forgive me for being less quirky than you.

You don't know what you're talking about, man.

Where was my sweet, sweet, Vanessa Bayer?

Oh, such a perfect day. You just keep me hanging on?

I never liked Wes Anderson, sorry. I just don't get his movies.

I don't like this show. The 1920s were nothing like this.

Terrible news, she was so very perfect on the show.

I'm not cool enough for this show. I'm too old, and I just don't get it.

or anything truly accurate about early 20th century America…

I do grow sick of him.