I'm still waiting on my Beach Boys box set.  Grrr, I say!  Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr…

Can I go now?

That's bad.

It annoys me when people create a persona.  No man is an island, except for Thomas Pynchon.

frogurt?

Simpsons rule.  Bow down.

Up and Atom!

She appears to be abnormally thin now, no?

She's already had plastic surgery.  Also; she's no Vanessa Bayer.

More like, "Hipster!  Bang!  Bang!"  Am I right, bro?

You don't want to live in a world without Bart?

Is that like a change-purse?

Better than BONER TIME.

Amanda Seyfried…to…uh…co-star?  *adjusts tie*

Meh.  Lena Dunham is the voice of MY generation.

Why can't Yoda be played by a woman or at least by someone who isn't green?

"Lookout, Grandma!  Grandma's gaining on us!"

They should bring back "Get a Life" and "The Adventures of Brisco County, Jr."  They should do a lot of things, they should.

Giovanni Ribisi will have to leave after the first season for…uh…reasons.

No.  He's a street-smart fish out of water in a world he never made, and he wants his dignity back.