England is cool.

kiss my hemorrhoids you skateboarding little fart

I prefer Algebra Jazz over Math Rock.

tee-hee!

You can't handle the tooth, tough guy.  I mean, Wade.

Hipster Hollyweird = BORING!

This guy looks dumb.

Three people, eh?  So it's a religious cult!

If anything, this actually makes me want to learn more about the actual Harriet Tubman of history.  Thanks, Def Jam Comedy!

You are more talented than Albini, I can assure you, good sir.

Steve Albini = The Worst Thing To Ever Happen To Music.  Ever.  Those who worship him are foolish beyond repair.

Marie Tharpe

There is only one race, and it is the human race, yo.  One love, ya'll!

Hipster Comedy, was it the original creation of Andy Kaufman?  Why does it exist?  Why am I here?  Are funerals entertaining?

I wish I was a little bit taller…

This guy is more Punk than St. Kurt.

Yeah, yeah…and with six you get egg roll, tough guy.

Man, I love these guys.  The drama!

Dude's a great director, one of the best, please show some respect, ya'll.

Say what you will, but Mary Baker Eddy was the hottest religious founder ever!