River's younger brother is a…?

You're thinking of 1492, which was the year Columbus broke.

Here, here!

1899: The Year Ragtime Broke.

He was good in "Auto Focus".

I hate Jim Carrey.

Is this that celebrated Detroit pimp who made sweet love to eccentric character actress Jane Adams, is it?

What, you mean you two aren't knockin' boots?

How 'bout a Maude Mask?  "Hi, I'm Maude.  God is super!"

Steve McQueen?

The best seasons are: 5,6, 8,10…and yes, 15.  It is scientifically proven.  It's in Revelations, people!

Our movie theater can't support a man of your…um, carriage.

We're through the looking-glass here, people.

Man, I love this episode.  Think of me when you're having the best sex of your life.

ouch!  that one made my tooth ache.

Looks like heaven is easier to get into than Arizona State!

If this was on Showtime, none of the characters would be wearing clothing…ever.

I couldn't get past the first few episodes of Season One, it was just too boring for my taste.

Anything's better than Arli$$…

Again with "this type" of humor.  I just don't get it.  *shrugs*  Whatever happened to predictability, the milkman, the paperboy, and evening TV?