Eileen Atkins or GTFO!

I do so love England.  *sighs*

Doctor Who should free Pussy Riot.

Doctor Who should totally be a woman.

Why can't Doctor Who be a woman, or black, or a gay black woman?  Why?

I was there, man.  It was a different time and place back then.  *puffs blunt*

But these things are revealed to you through your Hipster filters.

burt ward aka robin is a big fat bloke now 

Why have someone review something when they weren't even around then to understand?

Labia?  Look at her anus!

I basically avoid anything on HBO, as I am too intelligent for that network.  *adjusts monocle*

I wonder if Andy Kaufman is available?

Dick?  Dick Whitman?  It's me!

Cheerio!

American humor is so lame.

I originally read that as Aziz Ansari.

The only thing left for Jack White to do is join the Church of Scientology.

Most Americans are the fat Barry Pepper.

ZaSu Pitts was so hot…

Talk about being a cliche Hipster douche.  Jack White, you monster!