there's no alcohol in a virgin mary! get a virgin pina colada instead. that'll really get things started.

@Big_Knife:disqus you mean the plastic robot carcass of Christie Brinkley, right? I thought she was barely recognizable

@Big_Knife:disqus you mean the plastic robot carcass of Christie Brinkley, right? I thought she was barely recognizable

i adore her… my introduction to her was chiddy bang's use of "under the sheets" on one of the swelly records, i got right to finding more of her stuff. people above are right, she doesn't have the strongest voice out there, but it's unique and she knows how to use it beautifully. she scratches my synthpop itch…

i adore her… my introduction to her was chiddy bang's use of "under the sheets" on one of the swelly records, i got right to finding more of her stuff. people above are right, she doesn't have the strongest voice out there, but it's unique and she knows how to use it beautifully. she scratches my synthpop itch…

i'd love a rolo, thank you.

i'd love a rolo, thank you.

that came up organically.

that came up organically.

the darkness - growing on me. i know they get a lot of hate everywhere, but i will admit this song is pretty damn good, subject matter be damned

the darkness - growing on me. i know they get a lot of hate everywhere, but i will admit this song is pretty damn good, subject matter be damned

@olivececile:disqus try marinating chicken in the newmans light balsamic, its fucking heavenly

@olivececile:disqus try marinating chicken in the newmans light balsamic, its fucking heavenly

i will never get this, there were parents with toddlers and small children at a midnight screening of watchmen, and at inglorious basterds. what. the. fuck.

i will never get this, there were parents with toddlers and small children at a midnight screening of watchmen, and at inglorious basterds. what. the. fuck.

a c-minus! C-M-I-N-E-S

a c-minus! C-M-I-N-E-S

please cross your fingers for those of us who have once again lost power, and can't see our goddamn stories.

please cross your fingers for those of us who have once again lost power, and can't see our goddamn stories.

got our power back last night - no cable, internet or phones yet, but i was so relieved to see my house come back to life i ran outside with whisky and celebrated with the rest of the neighborhood, woo-hooing and thanking the line men, someone even set off fireworks. 
that being said if anyone is in the ocean county nj…