he's so incredibly off-looking… something about the teeth and eye combo, coupled with the super-douchey aura he's got going on

don't forget shitty "all the hits for your workday" radio stations that still play this atrocity every fucking day (including right the fuck now, goddammit)

don't forget shitty "all the hits for your workday" radio stations that still play this atrocity every fucking day (including right the fuck now, goddammit)

peach cookies you say?

peach cookies you say?

no singing, e - w. not a challenge, but yeah, also not much of a problem when you're a cooperative, non-belligerent white girl

no singing, e - w. not a challenge, but yeah, also not much of a problem when you're a cooperative, non-belligerent white girl

i can't thank you enough for that… i can't believe i have no memory of it happening

i can't thank you enough for that… i can't believe i have no memory of it happening

berzerker!

berzerker!

the fucking gobbler shorties are one of my favorite parts of the thanksgiving season

the fucking gobbler shorties are one of my favorite parts of the thanksgiving season

i goddamn love them too. i bought the house i'm in now for very few reasons - one of those being it's only a 2.5 minute walk to the nearest super wawa.

i goddamn love them too. i bought the house i'm in now for very few reasons - one of those being it's only a 2.5 minute walk to the nearest super wawa.

there is nothing unfortunate about remembering hollywood, save for the fact that mesach taylor isn't like that in real life, all the time.

there is nothing unfortunate about remembering hollywood, save for the fact that mesach taylor isn't like that in real life, all the time.

this. also, q-bert. i still love that doc octagon album

this. also, q-bert. i still love that doc octagon album

that shit vodka tasted like hairspray, he should be drowned in it