There is something oddly compelling about her.

Also:

I dated a girl with an extra-roomy master bath. It was like throwing a toothpick into a cave.

*FUCK

*its

*Jamie

Acceptable, but only as a wacky sidekick. Constantly stepping on things and then shrugging it's massive arachnid shoulders as if to say "Did I do that?"

Maybe he'll make a dark R-rated story where Wolverine joins Alpha Flight and fights the Wendigo, and at the end everyone dies but him and then Prof X shows up either right before or right after the credits. (I prefer before so I can go to the bathroom already)

Yeah! And maybe, like, Sabretooth and Silver Fox could be in it. Wouldn't that be something?

It would probably be a lot like Rubicon, only instead of piles of new intelligence being flopped in front of people it would be piles of DVDs, CDs, bacon-flavored foods, etc.

Pictures For Sad Children? It could make an interesting Squigglevision cartoon sitcom.

The problem is that the Silver Age, while enjoyable for the 60s, is actually terrible.

I call satire. The whole comment was way too "I am a mainstream TV viewer. Boy the critics are out of touch with my opinions!" to be for real. I don't think someone who felt that way would bother being a TV Club reader.

Maybe the curtains are in her living room and her drapes are in the master bedroom? In which case, I think they're far enough apart that, even if they don't match, it's probably not a big deal design-wise.

Lovingly homaged from Douglas Adams?

Weird choice! Oh well, with The Whole Truth getting cancelled, I guess she'll have plenty of time to make these movies.

OH THANK GOD

When I try to remember that movie all I can see is a bright red flash and then I have a terrible migraine.

Nicole Kidman gets a lifetime pass. I don't even care what she looks like now.

I'd rather see a reality show with Laura San Giacomo who I often confuse with Lara Flynn Boyle.