MacGruber was a very funny movie, much better than Brothers Solomon.

Havoc and Darwin.

Luke Cage shows up after the credits to talk about the Heroes for Hire initiative. Part of Marvel Film's ever-continuing campaign to force people to sit through the goddamn fucking credits to every movie even though they have to pee like crazy.

More importantly, if Jack and Jill did hook-up, would that be incest or masturbation?

He's gonna pick up Tom Cruise's hat after it falls off and rolls down an aisle or hallway. Then Cruise will take it and say "Not yet."

That job as a fudgepacker didn't help. All it takes is a little telephone game and bam! there's a rumor.

I think Don't is the only one with a chance of being legitimately entertaining. But, on the other hand, Edgar Wright probably has better things to do than make a 90-minute joke horror movie.

That's a lot of hate to waste on someone who makes mediocre movies.

This whole news item is thick with fnords.

It's potentially the best book I will recommend to you this afternoon!

Please show us on the doll where in the place of your own essence the book touched you.

What about Marcy Darcy?

I thought he was on that golf show with Bill, Joel, and Brian Doyle.

Angry Birds: The Game: The Movie: Based on the Novel "Angry Birds" by Sapphire

They're just swapping all of the black comedians for Jewish comedians, which is easy because there are so many Jewish comedians to choose from, and because blacks and Jews have so much in common.

I really liked Rubicon at first, but the pacing is starting to get to me. We are now about 3 hours and 45 minutes into what feels like the first act to a conspiracy movie. And really, I have no reason to expect the second act to start anytime soon.

I'm slightly ashamed to admit knowing this, but if you click through and actually go to the website, there is a page of just American Apparel models, and some of those ladies are actually NOT wearing clothes. I'm not sure how some Korean girl's titties make me want to buy the bikini she isn't wearing, but whatever.

I just want to jump in here and say that, if you were thinking of suggesting Piranha 3D 2: Electric Boogaloo, then you need to go on to your Match.com profile, click that big old update button, and remove "sense of humor" from your personality traits. INCORRECT, SIR.

Key words: "may be"

Funk N. Eggnog wins this thread.