Alright, now *this* I understand.  This is acceptable, b/c the bulk of mass slider consumption is bread, pickle slices, and mustard & ketchup, no?

Alright, now *this* I understand.  This is acceptable, b/c the bulk of mass slider consumption is bread, pickle slices, and mustard & ketchup, no?

This response is so great.  It's as though you regard this AVC article as both your personal therapist and as a couple of aggressive cops in the interrogation room shining a heavy light on your face and threatening you with a phone book beatdown.

This response is so great.  It's as though you regard this AVC article as both your personal therapist and as a couple of aggressive cops in the interrogation room shining a heavy light on your face and threatening you with a phone book beatdown.

@avclub-3f0120c8dcf9d18404640edbed84e57d:disqus  !  That is *literally* the nicest response I could have expected here.

@avclub-3f0120c8dcf9d18404640edbed84e57d:disqus  !  That is *literally* the nicest response I could have expected here.

But can't we all, even us McRib virgins, see that it looks like fake, bizarrely-cut, processed meat product that inexplicably is meant to be appetizing by dint of its portrayal of edible bones (???) within its disgusting, sauce-drenched architecture?

But can't we all, even us McRib virgins, see that it looks like fake, bizarrely-cut, processed meat product that inexplicably is meant to be appetizing by dint of its portrayal of edible bones (???) within its disgusting, sauce-drenched architecture?

Indeed.  MickeyD's popularity & profitability is one of life's great mysteries.

Indeed.  MickeyD's popularity & profitability is one of life's great mysteries.

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Because Clueless is awesome and beloved by everyone, especially in this community, and Vamps has the same personnel making it.

Because Clueless is awesome and beloved by everyone, especially in this community, and Vamps has the same personnel making it.

His license to kill counts as due process, duh.

His license to kill counts as due process, duh.

Take that back, MaTchBoOkPoEt!

Take that back, MaTchBoOkPoEt!