I have never listened to Palmer's music, but dang if she isn't a veritable fountain of entertainment.

Dude, not cool!

We then get a montage of different AV Club commenters staring at their screens, waiting for the inevitable as the music plays.

Goddamn you Chicago!

@avclub-f121d09285898f1c66d66f1e6f0455a6:disqus Wait what?!

@avclub-ba1b3eba322eab5d895aa3023fe78b9c:disqus If Stan Lee had written 50 Shades of Grey, it would no doubt be the greatest book in the history of humanity.

You don't know how you can smile so indulgently 
at this piece of dreck.
Then you remember,
she's fifteen years younger than you and she's hot.

Maybe Al Capwne should see a doctor.

Holy crap, he does!

Internet?

Well that's Ryan Murphy in a nutshell I think.

Who wants to tell him what the network's subjecting poor Kevin Bacon to?

It's actually probably going to be a bombing at one of their choir concerts. I say this in complete seriousness.

Does Glee 3D count as the movie or do we need to wait for a fictional monstrosity?

Shh. We do not speak of it.

Crucifixion? Good.

@avclub-0ae7484a9f3bbd2a21df420050c032ae:disqus Don't forget the Tokyo bombings and the big ones in August 1945. It's a difficult topic, because it was really a good thing that the Axis was defeated.

I just remember how in The Stranger the Arab that Meursault kills is always referred to as just "the Arab." They're kind of a faceless mass that surround the French characters. I'm assuming that actual French people in Algeria probably viewed them in much the same way.

Shut up Jerry!

Is it totally sad and pathetic that I didn't know what sriracha was until this video? I'm going to guess that the answer is yes.