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RESPECT THE MORSE

And Peggy’s adopted Hispanic neighbor kid grew up to be…
George Lopez

Why isn't anyone talking about the coffee cake?
Did you see that fucking coffee cake on the Burger Chef conference table? Oh my god, it looked delicious. If only Burger Chef sold that coffee cake instead of their shit burgers. I ask you, did you see that fucking coffee cake?

Coming this fall to AMC

Like my big toe, Don will be banging her on the table.

Yes. I too believe that creative geniuses should be forced to work faster at the risk of producing diluted quality products just to satisfy my selfish needs.

⬆︎I had sex once and I approve of this comment⬆︎

People used to believe leeches were a healthy thing too.

INNIT?

QE II: Electric Boogaloo: The Coronationing

⇧I am a middle-aged queen and I support this comment⇧

There's like eight fucking notes. Eight notes.
Ever'body steal from ever'body.

TUSK!

FUCK YEAH THICK TOPANGA

Does anyone remember laughter?

And seventeen virgins.

NERD NERD NERD NERD

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I smell a spin-off.