No. The Human Stain was exactly like Portnoy.

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What are you hopefully doing at the end of the month and will read for it and are looking forward to?

I can pay my share with a two-party, post-dated, out of state, temporary check. Or Spanish pieces of eight.

I like to smell myself. Beer!

30RockSomething

Jeremy "Pre-plugs" Pivens?

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Draining a little more out of the pool

Portia De Rossi is freeking hot.
Wait. What?

He made us pancakes.
Pancakes.

I like my music and my men…FLAAAMING.

Brookes is Dunn.

Y Y Ded.

I once wrote a book report for One Hundred Years of Solitude in four words: Things happened in Macondo.

Magnum® Rubbers v. Jeff Mangum

"Large club." That's what she said.

Your wife screaming. Been there done that.

Yes, but who is behind the door?

¡Igualmente, pendejo!

While sucking the entire time.

RACIST!