You've never read it? You're in for a treat.

Orange Whip?

It's easy enough to imagine what that would look like as they did pretty much that in 'Babel', though of course it was caused by a virus instead of a translator malfunction. I think the latter would have made more sense.

IIRC 'The Rifleman' was an explicit inspiration for Sisko and his single fatherhood.

I agree. Being kind of a live action cartoon, too much depth could ruin it. You should really just relax.

I'd rather imagine her in the shower, if it's all the same to you.

No, it's non-fiction, you fools! Look around you! Can't you see the undead are already living among us?

Here's one now.

The only compact ever that could pull a trailer!

That's what I thought of.

Maybe  @avclub-a787a15e8c29c3b6af24ee735960458a:disqus  was thinking of The Craw?

Secret Asian Man.

I hope to be dead before that happens.

OK, I can grant that it didn't suck. And, despite being batshit stupid, I kind of like Dragnet. And that's the limit of my generosity for today.

Sadly, it appears it must. There's some unwritten law of the universe that says that all of my favorite shows as a kid must be remade into dreck movies. My Favorite Martian, Car 54, Get Smart, Beverly Hillbillies, Wild Wild West, I Spy, The Flintstones, Rocky and Bullwinkle/Dudley DoRight/George of the Jungle,…

Most awesome? KAOS.

Yep. It looked a lot like the vanilla Fallout games (there are mods to fix the games).

Well, we already know that Moya is pregnant, so mentioning that future ship's existence isn't that spoilery. And neither is saying it will be awesome.

Aussies can be very proud of the beach bodies, and rightfully so. Oh my, yes.

"Tv Club 10" Yeah, that would probably be a better fit for a very uneven series. From there people could decide if it was their cup of tea or not.