Your modern ways frighten and confuse me.

*booze

*booze

I beat my dick like it owes me money.

I beat my dick like it owes me money.

Time to "sort by newest first"

Time to "sort by newest first"

Failed fusty.

Failed fusty.

Daguerreotypes, daguerreotypes, thy meaning doth elude me
I thought perhaps Keith made it up
Confusing current nude me

Daguerreotypes, daguerreotypes, thy meaning doth elude me
I thought perhaps Keith made it up
Confusing current nude me

Scrambles to click the collapse button for the obligatory "not my cup of tea but here's my hairy opinion anyway" thread.

Scrambles to click the collapse button for the obligatory "not my cup of tea but here's my hairy opinion anyway" thread.

The Russians are Coming! Also, Team America.

The Russians are Coming! Also, Team America.

Screw the review, I just found my next band name: Bugfuck Cliffdive

Screw the review, I just found my next band name: Bugfuck Cliffdive

True, I love Jennifer's body…

True, I love Jennifer's body…

Monster Dump is a great band.