How does "Harris" the character afford on an Animal Control guy's salary to go to 309 shows when Harris (the brawg) has only managed somewhere nearing 70 shows on a network tv writers salary? 

That's more a Jean-Raphio'd version of Harris.

the longer Scott hates Phish, the longer Analyze Phish will go on.  I dread the day that he breaks down and says he likes them.

Would anybody like coconut water?

I've been excited for this to come out more than any other album (music or otherwise) in the past year.  New John Mulaney and Analyze Phish? This is going to be a good morning.

I also appreciated him shitting on TMZ. 

No one really mentions it as one of his best interviews, but the one he did with Carl LaBove really stood out for me.  Not so much because Maron had his whole deal about LaBove and Kinison freaking him out so much he had to leave town, but because of all the stories LaBove told about the old days and being Sam…

I have yet to really get into this show, but it's growing on me.  Meadows…y'know his contribution didn't really jump out at me, but I'd say that's a compliment since he also didn't do anything that stood out as terrible.  I mainly listened to this episode because of the presence of Seth Morris, but it made me want to…

I'd never heard Ronna and Beverly before this week's CBB, and I wasn't totally convinced that I liked them from that example, but I loved their Earwolf Presents with PFT.  Yet another show to add to my playlists.

Someone make this happen.  They could talk about shit stories and being racist.

Agreed about Who Charted?  While it wasn't up there with the legendary episodes, I wouldn't have ranked it with the forgettable.  There was good banter and plenty of silliness.  At least it got mentioned this week…

She's somewhere between Tilda Swinton and Tabitha's Salon Takeover

It was somewhat surprising.  It's not like you sit there listening to his shows and wonder if he's gay or straight.  I'd assumed straight because he sort of presented himself as straight. He even admits to presenting himself as straight at least in the sense that he avoided stereotypical gay mannerisms and types. It…

PROFESSOR BLASTOFF!!!!!!! beep boop boop boop.

It took me about 5 minutes into the Todd Glass interview to realize he wasn't joking. I've become so accustomed to Todd always being in the middle of a bit from his podcast, I kept waiting for the punchline or the bailout.  What an interesting and surprising interview.  That's a long time to keep something like that a…

"In the game of thrones, you either win or die" —Jay Leno

To be fair, I don't think Fallon would be able to pull off Jeselnik's real jokes.  They were writing to fit Fallon's style of humor…which can be watered-down for-the-masses bullcrap.  I like Late Night, but Fallon's ass kissery wears on me at times.

The only sketch I really liked was Homeless Bozos.  Everything else was pretty tiresome.  I skipped through the Lana del Rey songs…I liked video games when it first popped up on the internet, but it's not a good sign that I'm already burned out on her schtick before she's even released an album.  Any other goodwill I…

Fair enough.

I choose to forget about his standup career and his movie career (besides Forgetting Sarah Marshall) and just appreciate him for his podcasting career and various interviews over the years. In conversation, he is at his best.  Especially with Noel Gallagher.