I wasn't even trying to be first. I really hate how I have to screen my posts for any reference to the number one before I post them.

Shotdunn
Plibt

Nolan
He really does know what makes stuff like this work and not work.

That'd be a good name for his autobiography
Todd VanDerWerff: Obvious Pervert

Recall the film because it contains cadmium?

It'll get picked up by Adult Swim, at the very least
But I wouldn't be surprised to see TBS pick this up, actually. It seems like they're slowly trying to reform their late night programming to fit the younger, Conan-watching audience.

Dio Black Sabbath > Ozzy Black Sabbath
It's true. Heaven and Hell is the best album they ever put out.

Well, his character was named "Franco", if that gives you any indication.

It happens all the time. I think it's even in the title sequence now.

Ouch
I'm pretty sure the two leads "abandoning" a film at separate junctures is not a good sign.

Stop your grinnin' and drop your linen!

An article about Tombstone
that makes no mention of Bill Paxton?

Mouse Rat is so far past their prime
They were better when they were "Just the Tip"

Yeah I hear he's a method actor though.

But how photorealistic
will the film's Mark Wahlberg be? I like my Wahlberg to be photorealistic.

I like Brad Bird a lot
But the Mission Impossible series just became increasingly irrelevant over time, especially post-Bourne,

He played a father to a different family in Surviving Christmas, not Ben Affleck's Dad.

It's Interesting
I enjoy Gandolfini's work elsewhere, and would like to see him in a comedy. He was enjoyable in In The Loop.

…fuck

FUCK I MEAN FUCK OH NO