Yeah but the difference here is
All the stuff chicks like is just stupid and lame.

Anybody mention how hot Katy Perry is?
No? Because she's totally hot. Especially after she got that ProActiv stuff!

Oh wow
I saw this a year or two back and totally missed the insinuation that Eli is not female.

Jurassic Park III > Jurassic Park I + II
Just the way it is folks. Spielberg butchered the first 2 books but 3 was fun in its own mindless way.

If only this sort of thing WOULD happen more often
We'd have less of these idiots running around.

I don't understand how a baby could rise to the rank of Admiral in the navy.

I have not seen the movie in question
But I have seen her in a few other things, like The Cell, Maid [sic] in New York, and parts of Gigli, and from what I can tell this broad could not act her way out of a paper bag. I find it highly unlikely that she farted out an "oscar worthy" performance in some other obscure…

Joseph Gordon-Levitt

DID YOU FORGET TO PUT ON THE 3-D GLASSES?

I don't think there is enough hype to compare this to Episode One.

I don't think there is 250M worth of ticket sales in that target demographic, though.

WWW - I think that's the thing right there.

Is the Family Christmas Comedy
where washed up celebs go to die?

I smelled this shit pile from a mile away
I don't care how much they spent on CGI, from all of the clips I saw this is a massive Uncanny Valley FAIL.

Ugh family holidays in the modern age. All the 12 - 22 year olds are sitting around on their Droids and iPhones texting and facebooking, and all the old people are looking over their shoulder "whatta got here now?"

Yell well we need people to flip burgers too I just don't want it to be my kid 'namean?

With only moments to go before the show, Jess even sent a frantic text to a friend saying, "She's about to go on!!!!!! Pray!!!!"
Pray we don't have another SNL incident on our hands!

I think it's hilarious how much hand wringing is involved in the raising of affluent western children.

"even though a guy KNOWS that once she has a kid, he'll be relegated to at least second place in her life forever. "

"And I'd like my friends with kids to stop pretending they don't miss all of my above statements. "