Ha ha I read Daddy's Boy when I was a teenager.

Chris Elliott to guest on How I Met Your Mother as…
… Chris Peterson.

Ha ha ha Vacancy.

After playing Metroid Prime 3: Corruption I miss the control scheme when playing any other FPS.

And Dead Space is the name of an awesome video game!

This thing is just like the game cube. Only a scant handful of real AAA+ titles and the rest is just shit for little kids.

Killer 7 is an on-rails shooter.

Corruption is good but did not push the envelope graphics-wise.

I would imagine it would have a different title, probably sans-Bill.

My wife plays the shit out of Silent Hill and Zelda (although she skipped Homecoming after watching me play it, that game was a piece of shit)

Oh man
Ab0ut once or twice a year I regret selling my Wii after I beat Super Mario Galaxy.

SHITFOCKER: THE BEGINNENING

How can a Ted Danson cameo be all about self-parody? The guy isn't exactly iconic. I wouldn't even know how to go about pulling off a Ted Danson parody.

SHITFUCKER 2: 2 FUCKIN' SHITTY

It works because the mother Focker took on the name "Focker" when she got married so you could technically say she got Focked.

That's exactly how I felt about Love Happens. Could real life cinema possibly be less inspired?

How I Focked Your Mother?

There is going to be a god damned Fockers trilogy?
And then come the prequels . . .

The script for Shadow should be about 4 pages long.

Marvel vs. SHITFUCKER