JRPG's are probably never "a reasonable investment of so much time," but then neither is a bunch of other shit. Like Television. And sitting in traffic. I still frequent both of those carnival booths.

"Observe and Report" was a good movie.

The Situation is against the Public Option, yo.

We will also be picking the world up and dropping it on your fucking head.

The slow-mo preview where Olyphant sneaks around the corner of the wall and pulls his gun on Shane Vendrell was pretty cool. I'm definitely ready for the premiere.

Never mind, googled it.

I could probably google this, but would someone brief me on Channing Tatum's burnt penis?

I've never heard a porn star - formerly employed or currently practicing - referred to as "cute."

Two encouraging notes from the review:
(1) Rhys Meyers is an aide who does "extracurricular tasks for the CIA." I want this job.

Incidentally, "Ham Calculators Spin Vinestock" is the name of the forthcoming Neko Case album.

"…and that rock doesn't heal shit."

Slaughters a room full of impeccably dressed ninjas with a katana.

Did this hypothetical black person pay $350 for a rock?

A friend recently told me a story: