johnny depp is pretty hard to watch in my opinion. he'd be my first choice for most distracting actor, kind of sad that he tries so hard to get into character for his roles but it never comes off well. i did enjoy ed wood though, but i just never forgot he was johnny depp.

it's all subjective.

i'm just surprised by how much people hate him here, but amanda bynes can be objectified? seems weird to me. they're both shitty actors.

yawn.

where my girls at
av club is such a boys' club. post something about amanda bynes or the chicks from mad men and there are immediately 300 comments devoted to describing how attractive they are. and i mean, there's absolutely nothing wrong with that, but a bit about russell brand? nothing but hatred! where are the…

i sentence each and every one person in the u.s. to one viewing of coupon the movie! and may god have mercy on your souls.

victory!
is mine. i mean, ours.

oh yeah. i mean, those guys put their dick in a box for a reason.

someone already mentioned that somewhere. yeah, that won't last.

i was thinking about mentioning jack and diane, but i think they'll probably end up staying together, because they'll end up being too pathetic and old to be with anyone else after a while.

i actually think she might not end up being that successful without her father's guidance. i mean i doubt she has an inflated sense of self-importance but without him being there telling her what to do, who says england turns out to amount to anything major? lloyd and diane are both really young and impressionable in…

better off dead 2: the resurrection!

if they even are together. i've always imagined they had an open relationship; he avoids a media blitz by staying with her and salvaging *some* of his reputation, and she gets…well. money. even if it's not open, they definitely aren't having sex.

hahah. cute. and somehow that makes me want to read these. but secretly, since my boyfriend totally hates comics and will probably think i'm even nerdier for getting them.

i said this somewhere else, but i think sloan ends up cheating on ferris with cameron. jake and samantha in 16 candles definitely won't make it, and judd nelson and molly ringwald in the breakfast club certainly won't, but i don't know. after being remade, i think alison is perfect for andrew. i mean i don't even…

stacey and mark ratner from fast times at ridgemont high
there's no fucking way that's going to last.

i do think they could work (at least for a very long time), and she will inevitably consider him to be too directionless for her, but i feel like she'd probably encourage him to make a career change later on. i mean at the end of the film lloyd's supporting her by going with her, so it's not an issue they would have…

sounds like it could work out if she keeps an open mind.

i think sloan ends up cheating on him with cameron, first. i mean that stunt cameron pulled at least deserves a blow job, in my book.

joanie and chachi
i mean, she loves him, right?