Hey, the sequel to Are We There Yet? did have a great message, namely that if you give John C. McGinley a moving character moment and stick him next to Ice Cube, a rock would have been more expressive than the latter.

Spidey Come Home

In terms of bad omens, he looked a lot like Yankee catcher and captain Thurman Munson, who was killed in plain crash a few months after his debut (resulting in the mascot being temporarily shelved.)

It's really something if you think about it, she's been in the public eye so long that she's had, what, four different full time impressionists do her now? Hooks, Gasteyer, Poehler and now McKinnon? How many other politicians have that? I mean, maybe W, if only because after Ferrell left Lorne kept shopping it around…

See the thing that will inexplicably get more award nominations than The Americans!

If that Saltpeter hadn't arrived, John Adams wouldn't have found the courage to postpone fighting slavery until after there was one United States. (Rewatching the musical, the placement of the big 'we're doomed!' turnaround number is a bit odd, is what I'm saying.)

"You're talking to the wrong Jesus, grail lore was my father's—" "Your father is the man who went missing."

Whatever lawyer didn't think to strike Pastor Dave from the jury selection should be disbarred for utter malpractice.

God's Not Dead: God Harder

God's Not Dead: He's Just Going To Live On a Farm Upstate

We should all honor Jeff Davis for being so terrible at his job that we ended up with a Union Victory. Same reason we should never rename Fort Bragg or Fort Hood.

They couldn't get Ashley Parker Angel from O-Town? Even Clone High got Ashley Parker Angel from O-Town!

On the one hand, yes. On the other hand, before West Wing, he was doing Spawn.

Still beats Polks post-presidency.

Maybe they were killed by a time traveling future Batman, who had to kill the Simpsons to inspire the trial to inspire the TV show whose premiere his parents were watching before they were killed, so as to avoid a time travel paradox and ensure there would always be a Batman.

Slaughter-man, Slaughter-man, does whatever a slaughter can…

And that woman who everybody knew was Talia grew up to be… Roy Cohn. And now you know, the rest of the story.

Also, slamming into a guy with a flying shoulder tackle like you're playing free safety is apparently legal if he drops the ball, but diving onto the floor for a loose ball is a foul if someone hits you in the process.

Winter Soldier is just like a 70s paranoid thriller. You know, where you can trust all the people you know from the beginning (or superheroes) and can't trust anyone from a bureaucracy that we just met in the movie.

Winter Soldier is just like a 70s paranoid thriller. You know, where you can trust all the people you know from the beginning (or superheroes) and can't trust anyone from a bureaucracy that we just met in the movie.