If the writing were good, the experience would be relatable, regardless of the experience.

I'll be using "New Yorker Bot" as often as possible from now on.

And the grade your comment gets, and so on ad infinitum.

Yay! Finally this tepid middle-of-the-road dullard gets the grade she deserves: basic competence without anything interesting or captivating.

What on earth? No one has yet mentioned "We Were Rock 'n' Roll," which is actually the best song on the album.

You're not from Los Angeles, you're from Rotherham.

This episode was the worst episode yet.

If nothing else, these are clearly the best lyrics in an album all year, hands down.

I do exactly the same thing. I always delete something off the iTunes library. On this new album I fear it's going to be "Lido Pier Suicide Car." But I also want to stress this is only in the cause of making already terrific albums that much better. I'm not a "warts and all" guy.

Wait, Milton Waddums?! Where the fuck was he?!

The line "I wasn't holding the kid!" wasn't as overwrought as that sounds is because Gary didn't say it with a damn exclamation point. He said it with a single solitary period, Elaine Benes.

The show reveals its best qualities and worst flaws in one single moment in this episode: When Gary comes in the room with the camera and the kids all dive under the desks. This was a surprising, telling moment, and if it would have been left to land as such, it would have been terrific. But then we get to see the…

You hate the phase you just left the most.

Exactly. Nederland is harmless; Ward is lawless.

I like this show probably more than most on here, but one of the things that continually bothers me about it is its unrealistic dialogue. I know folks who can talk this articulately, and I know folks who can talk this quickly, but I don't know anyone who can talk this articulately this quickly. It's been touched on…

Here he is snowsliding:
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As a proud bulldog owner myself and someone who ranks "Nothing but Fart" in my top 20 songs of all time, I adored this.

I couldn't delete the first and last songs fast enough. Besides those, a terrific eight-song album.

"truly spectacular physical comedy". This must have been the tiringly unfunny physical comedy showcased in this episode.

I'd like to see "like a shiny hammer hitting a shiny nail over and over and over again[!]" on this movie's advertisements.