You may be on to everything, CashRulez. "How Deep Is Your Love?" may be their best song yet.

This line slays me: "…or even a character walking to a chair are hacked into jittery music-video mini-montages to spice up the pace." Good work.

Well, I never said using the term was ever warranted. It's not. It never is. It's a precious, needless way to describe an extremely common household object: Anyone not born French should say "couch" 100% of the time. But if you must use "chaise longue," at least use "chaise longue" and not its bowdlerized dumbass…

Look it up, stinkbomb. LOOK it UP.

1. … boys’ “lesbionic” jokes with … Those quotation marks should be shifted one word to the right.2. It's chaise LONGUE, please. How can no one know this?