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The kid from Everwood and Jennie Garth.

Hollywood got my letter!
It's like they opened up my head and plucked out a wish!


I am gonna say it: Best newswire headline ever.


I actually groaned during the party scene when Scott Caan was counting the time the two girls had to make out. He is theoretically a professional manager, and Vince has been waist deep in willing vagina for decades, but they still get excited by two girls making out? I haven't gotten laid in so long my virginity

Part of it is the Completist thing. I have watched Entourage since the beginning, and will continue to, no matter how bad it gets. I had the same relationship with Nip/Tuck, Heroes and even Ugly Betty. Eventually you just give yourself over to them and admit you are powerless against them.

A Park?
Now they will attract a whole new class of pedophile.

Is There a Full List?
Is there a full list of what is available for the "full run" shows? Cause the list on the Hulu Plus site is unimpressive, and I find it a little hard to believe that they are rolling this out with that list. If they can't come up with anything deeper than that, this will be a collossal failure.

Why was the show finally officially cancelled? Since Sony was only keeping it alive to make it to syndication, why wouldn't they do one more season to get them to 100? Fox clearly doesn't care one way or the other. What, preytell, is the dealio?

Todd
So this is article is clearly not an endorsement of the show, and you are clearly not recommending anyone watch it, but I love me some awful sitcoms (I am still watching 100 Questions). So I have to ask: DOes it take too much of the experience away to just watch the proper season 4 episodes, or is having a

Actually, Hugh Laurie would be pretty awesome casting.

Viggo Mortensen

All That
Hottest girl to ever be a regular on All That is not Ms. Bynes. Horney internet perverts, meet Chelsea Brummet. Thank me later.

I wonder
What will she do now? I am sure she is well off at this point, but she was never a mega-star and none of her movies were especially big hits (Maybe Harispray, but she was 5th or 6th lead in that movie). I doubt she has some huge bankroll behind her. Does she think she will still get to be famous? Or is

Alex Mack (Larissa Oleynik) packed on some pounds. She's not fat for a normal girl, but too fat to be a star. As Jack Donaghy said, "She either needs to gain fifty pounds or lose thirty. Anything in between has no place on television."

Cameos
I want to see cameos from Christina Applegate, Josh Charles and David Duchovny's ponytail.

We remain, as always
concerned that the universe is broken and needs to be replaced.

FlashForward Parties
So all over the world at this set date and time, people were partying in the streets to celebrate time catching up to their FlashForwards. Does that seem a little retarded to anyone else? All of these people dancing in the streets like it is Times Square on New Years Eve, celebrating that they

Actually, there is a rule. And it is the opposite of that.

Odenkirk should sue!
Better call Saul…

Tarantino
Wasn't it announced like two weeks ago that Quentin Tarantino was going to be Brainy Smurf?