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Hamburglar of the Apocalypse
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BKH
Let's discuss Black Katie Holmes for a second, cause there is something that has been bothering me about her more than usual for this show.

Good News!
Didn't you guys hear the message Parkman left? He is bringing Mohinder back into the fold!!!

Soon all TV will be Jay Leno.

I'm not saying that you need a deep education in slasher flicks to enjoy Scream. It was a blockbuster at the time for the very reason that it was incredibly accessible if you have never seen another movie in the genre. But I think that you can appreciate it on another level and, in fact, it is a better movie if you

Scream for the entry point?
I am a reasonable fan of Scream. It has some good moments and is a lot more fun than your average "slasher" flick, but I don't like the idea of it being an entry point for someone who wants to start an education on the genre.

Oh yeah. I am also printing out cards for when people make a wish. Half of them will say "Your wish is granted" and the other half will say "Go fuck yourself".

I am not nearly fat enough yet
I am decking out a refrigerator box and going as Zoltar from the movie "Big"

Tim Kring has more or less said that this is the last season.

ILikeNonsense - They aren't going to air them because they don't give a shit if people watch them. Nielsen numbers don't mean shit. Advertising means shit. And advertisers aren't going to pay as much for time during a show they know is cancelled. NBC would rather put something else on that they think has legs,

Scar
I am praying that the Somalian kid with the big scar in 1991 will grow up to be Omar next week.

In the future, all TV will be Jay Leno.

Poor Endings
I think the standard form the Three-camera sitcom tends to make endings difficult. It only has a two act structure. You get a 1-2 minute teaser, two acts, and a one minute capper. Since BBT tends to use the teaser to set up the basic conflict, you could call it three acts, but since it is so slight

I think the sketch was brought down by the inclusion of the Osmonds. They didn't provide a counterpoint to the Phillips, just filler.

Mrs. Ahmanedijan
Yeah… spelled that wrong…

Wild Card Bitches, indeed.

Thoughts
I think I wouldn't have minded the product placement so much if it had only been one product instead of two.

I smell a sitcom…

Wife? That implies that you have had sex at some point. Dysqualified!!!

DAMMIT!!!!

I read the novelization of Date Movie. Does that count?