They have to be around MaryAnn to get black eyes. Or remain in an abusive relationship.

New Powers?
So now Sookie has the power of mood lighting from her hand? The fact that she can read minds has not made her especially interesting, but I don't think the cure for that is to give her more powers.

He's not. Her first orgy at Merlotte's took Andy as well. He hasn't attended the orgies, though. Probably no one invited him. And he wasn't at Merlotte's when she went all batshit lsat week.

Not bad
Entourage continues its streak of being on the better side of mediocrity this season! Thank you Bob Sagat.

Pierce
Did anyone else find Pierce to be way to good for Tanya? She is sweet and all, and I guess I could see a guy being intrigued by a girl with a Proust tattoo (for me, it is girls doing crossword puzzles), but he is a successful globe trotting photographer who hooks up with her in a bar and, rather than call it a…

That was Squints.

I will also allow book editors.

Another List
I would like to see a companion piece to this about fictional workaholic female magazine employees who only need a good man to make them happy.

Firstie fail. Also: Funny fail.

That was not that bad.
All of the stuff with E was dull as usual, but that was actually a decent episode of a show I haven't laughed at in years. I give a good chunk of credit to Jeffrey Tambor, but watching Drama flip out on every hole was actually kind of funny, as was his destruction of Tom Brady's club.

True… But when you are being paid to review movies, I like to think you can add a little more to the national conversation. Even Tom Hanks in Big wound up giving more of an explanation to "I Don't Get it" and he was only 12…

They Sucked
Their review of Synechdoche, NY was essentially:

Two Things
First of all, this was a long-awaited sequel to Fast-Times at Ridgemont High in which we got to see what happened to Reinhold's character when he meets up again with his former grill mate at All-American Burger.

Welcome To The Monkey House
There have been some really interesting documentaries lately on musicians that are a little more off the beaten path that manage to tell their stories while also talking with the people that were influenced by them. "The Devil and Daniel Johnston" and "Be Here to Love Me" about Townes Van…

I get what you are saying about Rose's allegiances and motivations being hard to pin down, but she has been first and foremost all about her family. She has been fairly selfless throughout the run, if you consider trying to maintain her family's position as demi-gods over the kingdom selfless. She has gone out of…

Michelle's Exile
I think you misinterpreted the queen's condemnation of Michelle towards the end there. Michelle had stood up to Jack earlier and was clearly loyal to her father's rule. When the queen said "I told you I would take care of it" at the end of that scene, I thought it was obvious that she was being…

I am going to say that Parnell is certainly in the "comedy ringer" category of people that can transcend the material. Some people dig Cheryl Hines as a major comedic talent. And I would say that The Office's Creed Bratton can certainly score a touchdown against the Steelers even if the team he is on is the Lions. …

All Lindsay Lohan marathons should END with I Know Who Killed Me. It is a perfect capper to her combined film career/public persona (they are inextricably linked). Start with The Parent Trap. Seeing her go from sweet innocent twins separated at birth to yet another set, this time made up of a sweet inncoent…

No. You are wrong. A quick glance at IMDB indicates that the yoga instructor was Jessica St. Clair, who is apparently one of the leads on the risible "In the Motherhood" on ABC with Labor Pains co-star Cheryl Hines.

Dissapointed
This should have been much worse. They stacked the deck with some comedy heavy hitters like Chris Parnell and Cheryl Hines (who, I must admit, I have never actually found funny on her own. Being Larry David-adjacent doesn't make her funny) plus Janene Garafolo, who didn't actually get to make a joke…