astronaut.io is strangely hypnotizing in the category of "watching strangers’ boring lives on YouTube". It's an endless stream of random, unviewed Youtube videos with generic file-names.

Jumping on a trampoline to The Wu Tang Clan is a good note to go out on though.

Or maybe just that teenagers don't have everything figured out as much as they think they do?

Sure, make a gimmick account to complain about articles that actually have something worth discussing rather than the endless, lame Great Job Internets.

It's such a shame that I'll be able to watch it next month instead of waiting a year-and-a-half for a distributor to (maybe) pick it up and (maybe) bring it to a theater near me.

There's lots of different online distribution places though. Recently I've rented Crumbs and Ma on Youtube and The Alchemist Cookbook from Oscilloscope. That's all stuff I never would have been able to find before the Internet.

When we reach that point, whatever happened will happen again.

I'm glad someone is, because I've certainly been neglecting it.

Bless you Captain. Blaptain.

Oh, man, that's good to hear. I really needed this show back in my life.

Why does the one guy have a beard? Commit to the gimmick or get out!

Only if you pay $19.99 extra for the "music" package, since net neutrality is dead.

That episode is really good though.

Oh, and the shoes under the curtain were like Schrödinger's Cat. There is or isn't someone hiding behind the curtain until she collapses the waveform.

AV Club: Failure

And The Coup: http://www.snopes.com/rumor…

He's looking saner than usual.

They can't even be bothered to read the first half of the Second Amendment, they aren't reading any preamble.

Dishonored 2 looked no better than Dishonored? That's insane.

And talk about a preachy book. Everyone's a sinner! Except for this guy.