God forbid a person criticize a TV show for being tediously grim and slow.

It would help if this show didn't keep having extra-long episodes of nothing at all but the heroes being ground into the dirt by the big bad. If literally anything at all had happened this episode except demonstrating how broken down by Negan the heroes are (again) then I'm sure he would have talked about that.

Don't worry. He questioned Rick, so he should be tripping over his own feet into the mouth of a zombie any time now.

I liked how they actually snuck that "What if phones, but too much?" tweet into this episode.

If you're going to do this when they're being reasonable then you're just a troll.

I don't think reminding us that he was driving on eight double tequilas is going to engender quite as much sympathy as he thinks it is.

Wait, bad movies can be popular? This changes everything!

That's just what an exact copy of you would say.

If you count the movies as their own series.

White House Down is still better.

Making it the third Star Trek prequel series in a row isn't a good sign.

It's never the kind you hope…

Let's go to Red Hook with these morpets and get preeegggnant!

I would, but I'm still recovering from Mr. T eating my balls.

I literally don't even know what "hipster" is supposed to mean anymore.

That's one of the things I loved about White Bear. It seems like a really lazy satire about how people are always on their smart-phones but then the end comes and it turns out that technology wasn't to blame at all.

Wait, ends? It just started!

It also has a character called "The People Eater" who's just their accountant or something.

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If you're going to start a gimmick account you really need to put more thought into it.