Totally, I thought season one of Breaking In was a lot of fun. Season two somehow managed to ruin it by bringing in Megan Mullally! And that shouldn't even be possible.

It's so easy to join!

You do not get to call yourself a warrior because you sat alone in a closet and wished for something!

That's dumb. We tried just letting scientists wing it without methodology or rationality for thousands of years and got almost nowhere.

You mean against Vladimir Putin? Because those aren't the same thing.

Nope.

Statham or GTFO.

Not really, no.

A middle schooler would have come up with (literal) Ice T, but they wouldn't have though to cram it into a classic story structure.

Woah, hey, let's not say anything we can't take back here.

Clearly a movie where they go inside an 80s slasher movie is only intended for the most mature and high-minded of adults.

We just need more guns. I know we have a lot of guns already but, like, more! I believe the official NRA position is to hope that the mass shooters will trip on all the loose guns littering our streets and become incapacitated before they can hurt anyone.

Did you forget again, warplayer? You are Sam Esmail.

That always baffles me. It must just be some kind of inertia at this point. It's hard to imagine sponsors are ok with graphic gay sex but not ok with saying the word "fuck".

I mean, it's not super complicated.

No one's going to mention the "Curb Your Enthusiasm end credits music" joke? That was pretty great.

Shit, are those people all on this show? I should start watching.

It's on Canadian Netflix.

You can't describe Fury Road as a man doing something, hasn't the internet taught you anything?

We like Roy!