The Jose Canseco Milkshake…
Hey, I think that's how I'm gonna call my new sex move!!

Please do "Man's best friend", starring Lance Henrikseen and a very good acting dog…Cat lovers, DON'T see that film…

The guy in Platoon…
Is Tom Berenger, not Tom Sizemore…

AV Club's Excellent Adventure…
So next Friday are you guys going to Heaven and Hell?

Somebody get me Adam Sandler's number!!! I'm smelling box-office gold baby!!!

Random trivia…
The correct translation of this film's Spanish title is "The scared tit"

Death Wish 3
What's so special about Part 3? I'd choose Part 2, one of the most misogynistic films ever made…

Metal Box…
The only space in the A.V. Club where you can find a semi-review of a 1995 Mexican death-metal album…

We're heading for Venus…

Oops my bad…just checked IMDB and there is ANOTHER film called Prophecy, the one with the killer bears…

Hi Tasha…
Are you talking about the 1995 film The Prophecy, or the 1976 film The Omen? If you were a kid in the late 70s, I think you are probably talking about the later…

FITZCARRALDO: PORT OF CALL NEW ORLEANS

Let's kick some ice!!!

Anybody remember…
Michael Cimino almost directed this film…

David Caruso jokes…
Let's begin…

I'd prefer…
a sequel for Titanic: The Animated Movie…you know, the one with the rapping dog?

That photo…
will never get old…

I don't think that's necessarily a bad thing…

Those kind of ads are the worst…

(Classof2000 enters the board)
Oh hi guys!!