CAROLINA SKELETONS…
…That little movie where they executioned that poor kid Linus…

The Up "life" montage…
Enough said…

the second guy made a mistake: it was alfred molina, not raul julia…

Ah! The silly little show-biz book club…
…the magical place where daddy incest, underage sex, paedophilia and drug abuse come together…

these rapes…are making me thirsty!!!!!!

Electric Boogaloo is so 2000's…give my Port of Call New Orleans for now on, thanks…

Hi Mike…
I was reading you first Scenic Route (Boogie Nights) and you wrote there about a scene in a Jeff Goldblum film, Mister Frost, that you never forgot…is there any chance we will see that scene in your column? I am curious about it…

Classof2000 Sadness Watch…

You also forgot…
…Simon Birch and Beethoven…

That episode is named "The Price", and yes, it's the Requiem for a Dream of 80's cartoon episodes…without the ass2ass, of course…

count duckula was great…at least the one with the spanish translation, it was full of duck related puns and some characters were named after mexican celebrities…

Is there any reason…
…you put only screencaps and not any scene of the film?

4 Lohan films…
…and 4 Failures? Wow, I think that sums it all…

First, and I still don't care…

I don't care about the fucking Firts…
I only want to say that today is a good news day…

Nicholas Fucking Cage as Ozzy

So I guess…
…that some poor ex-coworker of him is now called Koko the Monkey…

I remember the Hunter Hearst Helmsley gimmick..it was very fun, he was always around with a beautiful girlfriend, and in the storyline she dumped him for another wrestler, Wildman Marc Mero.

sarah palin came?

The best thing I remember about TATU was their performance at the VMA's, with them finishing their song in underwear
because they throwed their miniskirts at the audience…including the obviously delighted P Diddy and Ashton Kutcher