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Mr. Deltoid
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"From each according to his ability, to each according to his need."

It's good training for if you ever have kids.

I suppose the biggest question is, What does his wife think? If she's OK with it, I'm not going to judge.

Fixed… thanks. Dealing with a bad cold today, which (I hope) explains my many typos.

This was in 2002.

No, she was a financial analyst.

What about just cannibalism? If I die, and you're in the vicinity, I give you permission to dine on my remains. Is that OK?

Just a tendency to heavy nosebleeds, combined with the pressure of the moment. I'd call it more a sideshow trick than a magic trick, though.

Corrected—proofreading appreciated.

I'm not sure, but in the many years since she's become 1) rich and very politically influential and 2) very, very fat.

Not just women. Offhand, I can think of Travis Bickle in Taxi Driver and Pink in The Wall.

No, she was binocular, though myopic. Geeky spectacles. No pilot's license.

I've had two partners who greatly enjoyed breath control, though of a very "soft" (hand over mother mouth and nose) variety.

In winter, my ex used to wear a cloak, which she paired with a leather WWl flying helmet. So there's her.

What are you talking about? He's been a crass, sleazy joke since the '70s, for anyone who's old enough to remember.

They're renting.

I've waited years for a Mike sex scene and I will not be denied!

Yes, that's pretty harsh, if you're a working actor.

Kim gets testy! Not that she hasn't before, but not with a client.

It happened 8 years earlier—but I thought it might have reminded Mike of that, which led him to call Mr. Dweeby and accept his offer.