I'd actually buy these to incorporate into some of my work. Thanks, A.V. Club!

No, but why do you care?

Yeah, but that's a bit like saying, "Body count aside, Fat Man and Little Boy were some pretty well made bombs."

This would undoubtedly have been better if she'd cast Cousin Nic as the Frenchman.

How long ago was this? It's almost impossible to find a meal in a major city here for US$1 (about NT33). Maybe US$2 at a very cheap place. I did eat at this place when passing through Taichung long ago, but don't remember the price.

Same thought here.

What's right with Leto?

I tend to assume any new person I encounter is a porn star. It just makes things more interesting.

Because he's British.

But then, doesn't everything?

That was my first thought.

At least it's exercise.

And—get married, get divorced, repeat.

Dear Mr. Viking,

Not an overreaction at all.

While wearing a sombrero.

and I wouldn't worry about ethnicity. My crazy ex-wife wasn't white and I often say stuff about her. And my non-crazy now-wife, but that's mostly good stuff.

"You're fired!"

If "free porno" won't do it, then he really has zero motivation.

The micro-mini is overdue for a revival.