I got a window office a few weeks ago because half the company was fired and a lot of the non-cube workspaces were empty.
Recessions have silver linings!

I want a Babel Fish.

I named my dog Bob Loblaw.

Meh Leonardo looks like a Cabbage Patch Kid. Big ol head with a tiny face centered on it.

'Cept he doesn't have blue eyes…?

Why anyone lives without ad blockers I'll never know.

I caught the original on TV not long ago…. After they finish raping her, she wanders off into the lake and the guy shoots her. Her parents find her much later, already dead.

@Isis - I want my fly-fly da-da!

My first first and my first "die in a fire" all in one… I feel so welcome now! *sniff*
I love you guys.

Flirtst!
Flirtst!

25 year old women playing 17 year old girls think they have to skip from A to B and freak out over ponies to distract everyone from noticing how old they really are.

Anyone else…
…creeped out that Big Brother knows what you're watching on your DVR?

This movie is begging to be MST'd.

I have the Sony Reader, which came out before any Kindles ever existed. I heart all e-book readers.
Convenience, space saving, never losing your place cuz your finger slipped, no hand cramps from holding it open with one hand… how can anyone complain?

Hell yes it does. I still own that one.

"You have selected… REGICIDE. If you know the name of the king or queen being murdered, press one."

I always think "thir-one-three-en ghosts," which I don't think was the marketers' intention…

Numbers in words
5ive - either that's pronounced "Five-ive" or someone somewhere thinks a 5 looks like an F.
Like "Thir13en Ghosts." It needs to stop.

No, 2 times.

Think "Jason Bourne Has a Family." And a lower budget, and slightly hackier writers.