I hope they serve Compuserve in hell.

I read that as "Do triceratops exercises, and wear sleeves?".

Dudes, check out the website
Because a sperm with a heart-shaped head follows your mouse movement wherever it goes!

"I just wanted to hear your sexy voice. I keep thinking about your sexy hands around my body. It excites me *so* much."

Apparantly Roger Ebert liked it a ton: