I know I'd rather be stuck in Tokyo with Scarlett Johansson than in Hickville, USA with Andy "no boobs" McDowell.

Now who's the dumbass, dumbass?

No films for me this year, lads.

Cinema's dead and buried…and I'm the one holding the shovel.

In that case, you guys are well and truly fucked.

She's at the top of my "hate-jack" list.

Family Guy did a great parody of that.

Ha ha, hipsters are gonna blow a gasket.

Your Mom and I smoked hashish last night.

Oh boo fucking hoo. How dare that guy honestly state a preference on his profile.

I figured out where you live and I'm coming after you, dude.