Geniune Class.

Based on a Hot Take

The sandwich AND the sauce are descibed in great detail.

I got the monkey wench.

what's a cubic?

Your straight-to-video name is the room you're in + the city you were born in.
I'm Office Burlington!

I shared your confusion, so I looked it up, and yes there were 2 bands named The Monks. So I learned something new today. Thanks AV Club and thanks Gary Burger!

In a way, you're both winners. But in another, more accurate way….
I've gotten a LOT of mileage out of that line.

He did a 20 min or so set on John Oliver's stand-up series a couple years ago that had me in stitches. I've looked around the internet for it and haven't been able to find it.

Almost turned into a Todd Solondz movie for a minute there.

Kit Harrington and Kristen Stewart star in Who Farted?

I can't believe he's still our mayor.

I saw a Juggalo drinking a Pina Colada at Trader Vic's.

Happiness is a warming gel.

I'm completely on board with this. Go get em.

I drank so much of that nasty scotch i forgot all about it.

You're awesome.

If Jackson is addicted to expansion of the story, then it is an addiction that was also shared by Tolkien. For JRRT fans like myself, who read and re-read the appendices, unfinished tales and related material, expansion is great. Make 3 HBO seasons out of the Silmarilion, I'm ok with it.

Speaking as Jesus on a Chip, I forgive thee.

The Sparklehorse/Danger Mouse record gets a lot of plays in this house.